They call me LZ.

New Yorker. University of Delaware grad. Currently living the sweet life as an intern at DailyCandy.
A constant contradiction. I live somewhere between the highbrow-lowbrow pop culture divide.

9th January 2012

Link reblogged from Chiara Atik with 62 notes

The Funniest Article I've Read in Months →

chiaraatik:

This hapless attempt at explaining sex to a young girl literally had me chortling in the office.

(I wish I could write like this!)

She isn’t kidding, guys. The English major in me loved this part:

“Well,” I said, “we women have evolved to have our own pond, right inside our own bodies. We lay our eggs in this pond, which is so convenient when you think about it compared with frogs, because we don’t have to worry about any competing eggs. It’s a pond of our own.”

A pond of one’s own. I imagined Virginia Woolf contentedly sitting in a pond of her own. And then drowning.

Source: chiaraatik

  1. shenanigansandbookshelves reblogged this from sillymommysillybaby and added:
    This in an old article, but it’s awesome.
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  3. bridgeingthegap reblogged this from frannybagels and added:
    This is the best way to explain sex to your kids…EVER
  4. frannybagels reblogged this from sillymommysillybaby and added:
    I can’t wait to explain sex to my kids. I’m gonna scar them for life right off the bat, that way they’ll never do it and...
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  7. thatluciegirl reblogged this from thiscantbecorrect and added:
    “Mum, aren’t you even curious?”
  8. the-peggy-twist reblogged this from datebynumbers and added:
    So fucking hilarious.
  9. jfruoff86 reblogged this from datebynumbers and added:
    Bahahah! Wonderful! Thank you Datebynumbers!
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  12. lestrangefiction reblogged this from thiscantbecorrect and added:
    This the greatest thing I have seen all week. This mum, and her very smart daughter, should get an award. Between the...
  13. erincrocodile reblogged this from sillymommysillybaby and added:
    I figured “sex” out from James Bond. I wish I was as intelligent as this nine year old.
  14. fleurdelise24 reblogged this from trentsworld and added:
    LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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    This day has been a day full of tears brought about by hysterical laughter. It’s moments like this when I am glad that I...
  18. champagne-and-icecream said: “You know, not everyone can do the splits.”” hahahah
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  23. dancinginlimbo reblogged this from chiaraatik and added:
    is hysterical. And still, not nearly as horrifying as my mother, who when I was eight and too curious, informed